No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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