I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Randomize
