The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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