he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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