Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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