Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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