She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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