I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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