there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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