We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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