No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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