I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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