just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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