i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
porn star boner night. come get it.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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