I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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