Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Found the puke drawer
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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