i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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