i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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