She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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