is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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