I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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