You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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