Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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