I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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