He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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