tell your sister to shave her snatch
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
why is half of my head shaved?
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