after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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