That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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