I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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