I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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