at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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