STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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