Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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