I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
