this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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