Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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