I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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