You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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