How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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