He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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