hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I am naked and annoyed.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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