Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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