question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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