you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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