These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
