But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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