You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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