DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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