u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
