Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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