Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have demons in me.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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