For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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