Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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