But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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