i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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