Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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