your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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