i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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