redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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