What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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