I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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