i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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